Good afternoon, you're just in time.

I have prepared the perfect high tea for you. We'll have biscuits and apple pie and the scones are just to die for. They look gorgeous, don't they, darling? Yes, you can have a taste. Now, do sit down. Splendid!

In this little book of mine you can find all sorts of delectations and delights. By women, for women. Isn't that just marvellous! Finally, there is an anthology dedicated solely to female love, which you have come to know as yuri and shoujo ai. Open Minded, fully exposed.

You can expect a variety of stories with an emancipative stand and profound art. This book contains a modern fairytale for adults, as well as stories about ballerina's, robots, and obnoxious reporters. I can highly recommend all of them. And last but not least I'll treat you to a stage play with women actresses only.

Now let's begin. You can come sit closer to me, sweetie. How do you like your muffin? Not too much sugar, I hope? If you don't mind my saying so, I have a feeling we already connect at a certain level. But let's not be over hasty. We'll have plenty of time to get acquainted later. Don't be shy now. Turn the page.

Liquorice, if you fancy a bite.